tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.

Booty shorts that say: "IT AIN'T GONNA KILL ITSELF"

fuck yeah!!!! meat blood bones gore violence decay cannibalism sex & agony i love that stuff!!!!

second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,

Me: So there's been a lot more beheadings than usual, right? And decapitations?

Girl, leaning their weight against the hilt of a greatsword: That's Crazy

All gary ever fucking says is meow

the fuck yoou want that little guy to say huh ? the bible? you want that slug in the chapel

Fuck with me

Source

these two are locked in eternal combat